Saturday, October 15, 2022

109 - House of Game of Dragon Throne Mandalorians

 The writers room was full.

Zack Thorington, Producer, Director, Billionaire, sat at the head of the table. He cleared his throat. Slowly those present stopped talking and took a seat.

"Alright," he said, "we have a 5 series deal. We have cross-over deals with both HBO and Disney. What do you have for me?"

Heads turned in all directions.

A moment's pause.

"Dragons..." Gary Snyder said darmattically, "Versus The Hulk."

"Okay, that's a start. Tell me more," Thorington demanded.

"Alright you have dragons flying around destroying things, and who comes to save the village? The Hulk."

"But - " Ellen Mayfield jumped in from the far end of the table, "Boba Fett is visiting the village, and he and The Mandalorian, and Grogu think The Hulk is going about this all wrong, so"

"Get Black Pantrher involved - "

"Because this is Wakanda, but Wakanda on another planet millions of years ago -"

"But actually it's Earth millions of years ago, in a different age, and thanks to acccidental time travel, The Avengers - "

"And The Justice League - "

"And The Guardians of The Galaxy -"

"Are all there."

Zack Thorington cleared his throat and shifted in his chair. He turned to Gary Snyder. "Which side are the dragons on, again?" He asked.

"I - uh - I don't know," Snyder said sheepishly. "I lost track. Does it matter?"

"No," laughed Thorington. "No, it doesn't. Good work everyone, Let's split you up into two different teams. Half of you will create the spin-off series. There's a lot of money to be squeezed out of this. Okay, let's get to work."

Peter Wick

Octover 15, 2022