Before I attended an industry screening of 'Hostiles' in December, I was sure that the film would have a stronger presence in the Award-season conversation than it has. I think Christian Bale is still a possible 'Best Actor' nominee, but the rest of the film probably will not (and should not) be nominated in other categories.
The fact that I feel this way is a huge disappointment to me.
I had high expectations for the film. First, I should explain that I watch for films set in the old west. Note that I do not call them 'Westerns,' which I will explain in a moment. When I first read that 'Hostiles' was coming, I targeted it as one film I most wanted to see. I looked forward to a film that perhaps did a little bit to address the cultural blind spot that has been our relationship with our Native American brothers and sisters.
I attended a screening set up for film industry people - at which I am certain I was the poorest person in the room - where the film was introduced by Writer-Director Chris Cooper, who directed one film I love, "Crazy Heart," with Jeff Bridges, and one I still haven't seen ("Blak Mass"), In his introduction Cooper discussed his inspiration for making the movie; "The racial divide in our nation," he cited, "which has only gotten worse since the 2016 election."
So, the rationale for making the film was clear; this was to be a movie about racial reconciliation, an uplifting, inspirational story that would address (indirectly, through 1800's western mythology) the possibility of racial healing.
Cooper also quoted the man he referred to as, "My mentor," the great Actor Robert Duvall. "The English have Shakespeare," Duval had once told him. "The French have Molliere. We in the United States have the Western."
I like and respect Robert Duval, but in the 21st century, I disagree with him about the Western as a genre. It is not our Shakespeare. Instead, it is an anachronistic, out-dated bastard genre that died in the 1990's, and was right to do so.
The vast majority of westerns, through the haert of its 'golden age,' (basically the whole of the 20th century) promoted and abetted a cultural genocide that still continues - despite the 'noble efforts' of films like "Hostiles" - and the film "Hostiles," itself, fails on many levels to deal with the core problems at the heart of the history.
History is where we should start. 'The Western' as a film genre is dead. Clint Eastwood killed it off with his 1992 film, "Unforgiven." In saying this, I want to be clear; Clint Eastwood killed off the genre in the best possible way; he recognized that it was a genre that had out-run its usefulness. The mythology had to be torn down. It had to be broken down into its realistic parts, and in doing so, its mytology would never be truly relevant ever again.
So, the genre is dead. All we have left is the history.
"Hostiles," then, cannot be viewed as a 'Western' film. It can only be viewed as a historical film, and as a historical film, it fails.
Being a writer who often has to deal with the Hollywood 'wisdom' regarding prevailing story-telling trends, I recognize the structure and intent of the 'Hostiles' script; personalize the grand issues. Bring it down to a personal scale. Turn the grand theme into one man's personal story.
So...we have a story about one man's change of heart. This is the character played by Christian Bale, and his performance in that context is good - very good.
On one level, it is a well written script. Structurally it is sound. The characters - not all of them....the WHITE characters - are well developed and 3-dimensional. And this is where the problems begin to arise.
In working so hard to develop Christian Bale's character, as well as Rosamund Pike's, Cooper succumbs to that most problematic trap that plagued the entire history of the western genre; he made the Native American characters two dimensional cliches.
As great an actor as Wes Studi is - and he has been my favorite Native American Actor for years - he is given the thankless job of portraying, and - as all great Actors do - developing through performance a thinly written, inconsistent character, who serves as a plot device more than as a fully developed character.
Let's start with Cooper's decision to call him "Yellowhawk."
There was a real Chief named "Yellowhawk," but Cooper's fictional character seems to bear little or no resemblance to the real historical figure, as far as I can research. So, why use the name? Because it sounds like a 'good Indian name' for a character? This smacks of cultural and historical appropriation of the most ignorant kind.
Next let's look at some historical misunderstandings in the film. The film is set in 1892. It is also established that our fictional Yellowhawk has been in prison for the past seven years. It is thus utterly impossible - and disturbing - that Cooper has two characters in a dialogue scene, discuss how Yellowhawk was at "Wounded Knee." This may seem like I'm nit-picking, but historically, you simply cannot get Wonded Knee wrong. It happened two years before our fictional story - in 1890 - and thus it is not possible for a man 5 years into a seven year jail term to have been there. In addition, this dialogue scene seems to suggest that Wounded Knee was a genuine battle, rather than the slaughter of mostly unarmed innocent civilians. I'm sorry, but Wounded Knee should be considered a fundamental moment in our nation's history, and should not be mis-construed for fictional purposes. It's that important a moment in real history.
Finally, I have to address another cliche Cooper falls into; the trap of 'good Indian' vs. 'bad Indian.' (As a side note; I will often interchange the use of the terms "Native American" and "Indian;" I do this in deference to my favorite Native/Indian writer, Sherman Alexie, who has written about growing up "Indian," "We're Indians," he has said, and I will continue to interchange the two terms unless and until instructed not to by someone I respct on the matter.) There are enemy Warriors in the film. They are the ones responsible for Rosamund Pike's character's presence in the film. They killed her family.
Wes Studi's 'Yellowhawk,' and his family play the cliche role of the 'Good Indians,' who end up tracking and killing the 'Bad Indians.'
I don't even know where to being with this. The 'Bad Indians' are given absolutely zero consideration as real people, by the other characters or, I hate to say it, by Cooper as the writer, himself.
In the end Cooper tries to write a story of personal redemption, as Bale's charater slowly comes to respect and appreciate 'Yellowhawk.' It attempts to be inspirational; we can all learn to grow in our love for those we thought were enemies.
But the historical license taken - which really seems to come from historical ignorance - gets in the way.
I had high hopes for the film, but I left the screening feeling a deep disappointment.
In this era of cultural awakening on so many different levels, across our society, it seems that our ability to come to terms with one of our most difficult historical blind spots, is still many many years from finding its real redemption.
-Peter Wick
January, 15, 2018
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Monday, January 15, 2018
Tuesday, November 14, 2017
#60 - Battles! - another sneak peek, "The Time Travelers Guide to the 20th Century"
Peter
Wick’s book, “The Time Travelers Guide to the 20th Century,” will be
published in the Spring of 2018, by Azzurri Publishing. Peter is previewing
small samples of the book before its publication. This one begins as World
War 2 comes to an end:
Before
we leave the war behind, we wanted to give you a list of Forgotten Battles of World War 2:
-C-Day:
A few months before the more
famous “D-Day,” several thousand U.S. troops invaded a popular pub on the south
coast of England. Unfortunately, the pub was too small to hold them, and
collapsed. The Americans declared victory and celebrated with the locals by ruthlessly
drinking all of the pub’s left over alcohol.
-The Invasion of Italy:
Many people do not realize that The
Allies invaded Italy long before they invaded France. It is an understandable
oversight, though, since the citizens of Italy had already turned against their despotic ruler, Mussolini, and thrown him in jail. The entire country was now in the mood for some
Allied love.
-King Kong versus Godzilla
One of the most epic battles of all
time pitted America’s beast ape against Japan’s terrifying new monster. Don’t
believe the claims that Godzilla came into existence only after the Atomic bomb
was dropped. Godzilla was merely waiting in secret for his special moment. This
epic battle happened on a remote Pacific island in early 1944. It was reported
to be a stalemate. Those who witnessed it reported that it was TOTALLY F---ing
AWESOME!
Photo credit,
public domain: By Toho/Universal Int. (Trailer for the film) [Public domain],
via Wikimedia Commons
One of the all-time epic battles of World War 2
So…now it was the LATE 1940’s. The United
States had unleashed a new era of fear and peril with their use of the Atomic
bomb.
The war was over, though.
What to do next?
Start the next one, of course.
The next war was called “The Cold War,” and
lasted for more than 40 years.
The Cold War was less a war and more a tango between dance partners who hated each other.
Russia, in helping defeat Germany at the end of
World War 2, annexed just about all Eastern Europe, and called
themselves The Soviet Union.
The Cold war might be a more fun time for
travelers to visit. Why? Most of the serious killing was over. Now it was SPY
TIME.
Americans and Soviets began a
several-decades-long spy vs. counter spy game, with big name celebrities like
James Bond taking part.
Okay, Bond wasn’t a real person, but you see
how things were evolving. Instead of living in fox holes and trenches, suffering
from disease, and enduring unspeakably harsh conditions, the combatants played
cards in casinos, slept with beautiful double-agents, and sabotaged each
other’s diabolical plans. What’s not to love?
But we are getting a little bit ahead of
ourselves. The Cold War was barely on yet in the late 1940’s.
First Russia had to catch up with the U.S. and
build their own Atomic bomb. Once that happened, in 1949, the real fun started.
Stay
tuned for one or two more preview samples before the book is published next
Spring…
-Peter
Wick
November
14, 2017
Saturday, October 14, 2017
#59 - The Tragedy of Attention-Deficit Disorder in Goldfish
I read
recently that a new Microsoft study found that our average attention span has
dropped to eight seconds.
This is down
from an average attention span of 12 seconds, 17 years ago, in the year 2000.
Goldfish,
the study said, have a nine-second attention span.
The average human,
the study says, has a shorter attention span, in the year 2017, than a
goldfish.
This got me
thinking.
This is an
interesting competition; human versus goldfish. Who has a worse ability to
focus? Which species is more easily distracted?
Goldfish are
winning for now, but it wasn’t always this way…and I predict this battle will
take new, unexpected turns in the future, as we battle each other in the years
to come.
The
following scene (a transcript of an actual moment from a family of goldfish)
will, I think, support my point well enough.
Bill
Goldfish was a well-respected goldfish in the bowl.
He took care
of his family, at least in those aspects of ‘taking care’ of a fish family that
the humans didn’t fully provide. He loved his wife Susan, and provided his son
Johnny with that tough-love that only a dedicated father can provide.
At least
that’s the way he saw it.
Johnny saw
things differently.
Bill worried
about Johnny. The boy seemed to be reckless, more interested in finding the
next quick thrill than in the sensible business of being a good Goldfish.
Bill and
Susan also cherished their quiet time together. They would sneak away and swim
calmly over to the castle, and stay there for a time, marveling at the castle’s
creative design and homey welcoming feeling.
“Such a nice
castle,” Susan said, as the two of them swam idly in front of it.
“Yes, nice
castle,” said Bill. “They don’t make ‘em like that anymore.”
“Don’t they?”
Susan asked absently.
“Sure don’t,”
said Bill.
“Who makes
castles, anyway?” Susan wondered out loud.
“The humans,
of course,” Bill said, in that matter-of-fact way that Susan didn’t really like
much.
“I know,”
Susan said, “but don’t you ever wonder about these things? Don’t you ever try
to imagine what it’s like to be a human, living out there, out of the bowl?”
“No,” Bill
said. “I do not ever wonder about that. Damn humans! Who would want to be like
that? I hear they only have an eight-second attention span.”
At that
moment, Bill and Susan’s tranquil moment was shattered by the wild screeching
of their son Johnny, as he swam rapidly into a skidding turn.
“Yeeeeeooowwwww!”
squealed Johnny, sloshing the entire bowl’s water sideways.
“Johnny!”
screeched Susan.
“Stop right
now!” Bill yelled. “What is the matter with you?”
“Just having
fun,” Johnny said casually. “Hey, look at these blue rocks down here. These are
awesome!”
And before
his parents could say another word, he was off to the bottom of the bowl
snooping around in the blue rocks.
“Johnny, get
back up here!” Bill snapped. “We’re not finished talking to you.”
“Blah, blah,
blah,” Johnny muttered. “My parent are B – O – R – I – N – G!”
“Johnny,
come here right now!”
Reluctantly,
Johnny swam up from the blue rocks. He couldn’t just swim straight back to his
parents, though. As always, he became distracted by something else.
“COOL!” he
shouted. “Look at this!”
“Johnny, put
that down! Do not play with the algae! That’s disgusting!”
“It’s cool!”
Johnny insisted.
Susan heaved
a sigh as Johnny finally swam back in front of her.
“Goodness,”
she said. “You have algae smeared all over your face. Come here, let me wipe it
off.”
“I’m hungry,”
Johnny whined. “What’s for dinner?”
“Goldfish
food,” Bill said.
“Again? Why
can’t we have something different?”
“Well,” Bill
began, sounding slightly sarcastic, “I don’t know, maybe because we’re
GOLDFISH?”
“Hey, what
would you do if you woke up one morning and saw me floating upside down in the
water?”
“Johnny!”
his mother shrieked, “Do not talk like that!”
And a moment
later Johnny was off again, inspecting the back wall of the castle.
“Hey, did
you know there are some really weird bumps on the wall back here?” Johnny
yelled.
Bill looked
at his wife and shook his head. “I swear, that boy barely has a five-second
attention span. Worse than a human!”
“What are we
going to do?” Sighed Susan.
“The boy
needs discipline. That’s all,” said Bill. “Leave it to me. I’ll knock some
common sense into him.”
“Oh, Bill, I
worry,” said Susan. “Try not to be too hard on the boy.”
“I’ll be
just as hard as I need to be,” he said, and he swam off behind the castle.
When he got
there, though, Johnny was nowhere to be seen.
Bill looked
to the left of the castle, to the right, up, down. He did not see his son.
Then, out of
a small window in the castle’s turret, Johnny came speeding out like a bat out
of hell, leaving a swirling wave in his wake.
“Got you!”
he yelled at his dad. “Yeeeooowwww!” And he was off again.
Bill took a
moment to collect himself. He took a deep breath. Then he turned away from the
castle and began swimming toward the small plastic scuba diver, where Johnny
was trying gamely to remove the small plastic scuba tank from the diver’s back.
“This is
going to be harder work than I expected,” Bill said quietly to himself.
-Peter Wick
October 14, 2017
Thursday, September 14, 2017
#58 - Pets
This is the last picture I ever took of Bella, earlier this year:
She just made it to the age of 13 this month, before fading away in what I want to believe was a peaceful final few days. I like the picture. Even though it's from her final year, she looks healthy to me. She doesn't seem to show any of the signs of fading that seemed to hit her suddenly at the end.
In her final year she still had the ability to jump, often amazing me with her skill and dexterity.
I probably didn't feed her as well as I could have. Friends told me from the beginning that the grocery store food I was giving her - and her brother Bailey (more on him shortly) - was like a lifelong diet of fast food for a cat.
I'm sure it didn't help that I would often sit with her on my lap, in the evening, as I munched on some sort of chips, and occasionally gave in to her pleading demands to let her lick the salt off my fingertips. I tried to say no most of the time, but I admit that I gave in once in a while.
Bailey was her twin brother. I adopted them as kittens, impulsively, in 2004.
I am using the following 2 pictures without permission, because I am out of touch with Natalie, and I can only hope she is alright with me using these 2 pictures from either late 2004 or early 2005. Natalie has Bailey on her lap, and she took the picture of me with Bella. I think the pictures are a few months apart (Bailey looks like 7 or 8 months old, Bella probably just 3 or 4 months) but they are definitely both from the first year of their lives.
I turned these two cats into travelers. Beginning in 2007 I split my time between Seattle and L.A. before finally settling in L.A full time in 2012. I have to think back and calculate, but I am pretty sure that the cats traveled in a car with me, up or down the west coast at least a dozen times. They were loose in the car, in the back seat. Bailey was always more high strung. It took him longer to accept being in a moving car. Bella, on the other hand, came to accept what was happening after the second or third trip. I remember her settling down into the back seat, curled loosely,looking peaceful and calm, as we set out from Seattle one time. It was quite clear that she knew exactly what was happening, and she was okay with it.
Bailey's life ended with a little more trauma than Bella's. He was just short of turning 10, in the Summer of 2014, when a blood clot found its way through his body until it paralyzed his hind legs.
After her brother passed, Bella's final 3 years chugged along without incident.
I have been reading about the expected lifespan of cats - that Bailey's close-to-10-years equated to about a 50 year-old person.
Bella was on par with a 60-something person.
The end of Bella's run in life got me thinking about pets.
Some cats live to be 20, I've read recently. A 20 year-old cat equals a 100 year old person.
Maybe I've been struggling with my casual approach to life with Bella. Maybe I worry I could have done something to prolong her life.
I asked my friend Smitty what pet he remembers the most and how long it lived. He responded with this:
"The dog Molly died in 2011 and I think she was 17, perhaps older, as her past was not known. She was found injured in the wilderness by some nice person. Why she was there we don't know."
Then Smitty went on; and if you know Smitty at all, some of this description is absolutely hilarious;
"She was the pet most like me; aggressive, smart, and crazy. She even had a sense of humor. She would growl in a crazed demonic voice, and then 'laugh,' like she knew she was playing."
Outside, walking down the street this week, I definitely pay more attention to people out walking their dogs. I look at the dog, and the person, and find myself wondering about their pet-human relationship. I want to read the pair. I want to get some sense of what they mean to each other.
I could write more about Bella. I could write about how she never let me leave papers out on the desk - she could not resist the urge to sit ony my papers and clean herself on them. I could write about how she would get annoyed with me for shifting my position during the night when she was sleeping on top of me. I could write about some of the car trips, or how annoyed she would get with her brother, who seemed to have rare and completely random impulses toward mild violence.
I could write a lot...
But I'm just going to sit here quietly a little longer, dealing with my fantom impulses to look up where she should be.
Peter Wick
September 14, 2017
Saturday, July 15, 2017
57 - (Very) early preview - The Time Traveler's Guide to the 20th Century - July, 2017
NOTE: The book, "The Time Travler's Guide to the 20th Century" will be published in the Spring of 2018. This is a very early preview of a small section.
In the 1920's the United States banned the sale of alcohol, ensuring that thousands of people from coast to coast would become blinded and disabled by cheap, poorly made moonshine, sold in back alleys.
I suppose this means it is time to start the chapter on the 1920's.
THE ROARING 20's:
The 1920's was the decade when sex was invented.
Not that people didn't have sex before this. Obviously no one would have existed if humans hadn't been having sex with each other.
And (never start a paragraph with 'and' except this one) Signumd Freud had been writing about how everything is about sex since the 1890's.
But (never start a paragraph with 'but' except this one) the 1920's were the first time that 'modern life' allowed for the excess and indulgence that would finally make sex the hip new thing.
If you visit...DO NOT HAVE SEX!
Just don't.
The youth of the 1920's were called "The Lost Generation." It was the first time anyone had thought of naming a generation. Prior to the 1920's people just slaved away trying desparately to survive. By the 1920's, however, modern life had created so much leisure time that an entire generation had time to get lost.
Let's take a look at a few things time travelers might want to see.
The New York Stock Exchange:
Since computers did not yet exist, all stock trades had to be made by sweaty over-stressed brokers who lived on the floor of the Exchange, yelling, throwing slips of paper around and, at the end of the decade, throwing themselves out of a 15th floor window.
the 1920's was the heyday of overblown stock value.
The market was growing rapidly, and everyone wanted to get in on the action, often borrowing money to invest. When the bubble burst in 1929 billions of dollars were wiped out overnight.
But it sure was fun while it lasted.
Speakeasy's:
The law that made alcohol illegal in 1920 was really just a grand experiment to see if America's organized crime families could get their act together.
The experiment worked besutifully.
People who illegaly smuggled alcohol into the country were called 'bootleggers.' Others, who distilled their own alcohol in makeshift backwoods homemade distilleries were called 'blind' or in some cases, 'dead.' This is because some of the homemade experimental concoctions that desparate people drank were laced with methanol. And even better than that; some desparate people drank paint thinner.
Congratulations! The experiment got results!
More common, though, were the secret underground bars and taverns known as 'speakeasy's.' Every major city had several of them. This is where the smuggled alcohol - usually from that corrupt and overly drunk country, Canada - was served.
Al Capone was the country's most famous smuggler.
(End note: There will likely be another early preview or two of "The Time Traveler's Guide," between now and when the book is published in the Spring of 2018. Watch this space!)
-Peter Wick
-July 15, 2017
In the 1920's the United States banned the sale of alcohol, ensuring that thousands of people from coast to coast would become blinded and disabled by cheap, poorly made moonshine, sold in back alleys.
I suppose this means it is time to start the chapter on the 1920's.
THE ROARING 20's:
The 1920's was the decade when sex was invented.
Not that people didn't have sex before this. Obviously no one would have existed if humans hadn't been having sex with each other.
And (never start a paragraph with 'and' except this one) Signumd Freud had been writing about how everything is about sex since the 1890's.
But (never start a paragraph with 'but' except this one) the 1920's were the first time that 'modern life' allowed for the excess and indulgence that would finally make sex the hip new thing.
If you visit...DO NOT HAVE SEX!
Just don't.
The youth of the 1920's were called "The Lost Generation." It was the first time anyone had thought of naming a generation. Prior to the 1920's people just slaved away trying desparately to survive. By the 1920's, however, modern life had created so much leisure time that an entire generation had time to get lost.
Let's take a look at a few things time travelers might want to see.
The New York Stock Exchange:
Since computers did not yet exist, all stock trades had to be made by sweaty over-stressed brokers who lived on the floor of the Exchange, yelling, throwing slips of paper around and, at the end of the decade, throwing themselves out of a 15th floor window.
the 1920's was the heyday of overblown stock value.
The market was growing rapidly, and everyone wanted to get in on the action, often borrowing money to invest. When the bubble burst in 1929 billions of dollars were wiped out overnight.
But it sure was fun while it lasted.
Speakeasy's:
The law that made alcohol illegal in 1920 was really just a grand experiment to see if America's organized crime families could get their act together.
The experiment worked besutifully.
People who illegaly smuggled alcohol into the country were called 'bootleggers.' Others, who distilled their own alcohol in makeshift backwoods homemade distilleries were called 'blind' or in some cases, 'dead.' This is because some of the homemade experimental concoctions that desparate people drank were laced with methanol. And even better than that; some desparate people drank paint thinner.
Congratulations! The experiment got results!
More common, though, were the secret underground bars and taverns known as 'speakeasy's.' Every major city had several of them. This is where the smuggled alcohol - usually from that corrupt and overly drunk country, Canada - was served.
Al Capone was the country's most famous smuggler.
(End note: There will likely be another early preview or two of "The Time Traveler's Guide," between now and when the book is published in the Spring of 2018. Watch this space!)
-Peter Wick
-July 15, 2017
Thursday, June 15, 2017
56 - The Fable of the Wolf King
(with a nod to James Thurber)
Once upon a time there was a wolf who wanted to be King of the Wolves.
"It is a dangerous thing to be King of the Wolves," a wise old wolf told him. "If the other wolves don't like you, they are still wolves, and when they get angry they will eat you."
"I'll be fine," the wolf said. "I'll be so popular, no other wolf will dare dislike me, except for the weak, low-energy wolves, and they'll be afraid to do anything. Anyone threatens to eat me, I'll eat him first, and then all that pressure will be laid off."
So the wolf went around the countryside, campaigning to be King.
"Vote for me, and I'll fix all your problems," the wolf said. "Don't listen to the others. They don't know how to do anything. I alone can fix everything."
The rank and file wolves liked what they heard. "He's one of us," they said. "He gets us."
All these other wolves, though, did not realize that the wolf who wanted to be King owed money to the coyotes. The coyotes had whispered friendly things to the wolf who wanted to be King. The coyotes still wanted to attack and eat as many wolves as they could, but they had compromised the wolf who wanted to be King. So, the wolf went around advocating for better relations with the coyotes.This is exactly what the coyotes wanted.
Then one day, away from town, in a dark corner of the woods, several coyotes attacked and ate some of the wolves. The incident caused a big uproar.
"The coyotes have eaten some wolves!" everyone yelled.
They asked the wolf who wanted to be King what he thought.
"I don't know that it was coyotes," the wolf said.
"But several wolves saw the coyotes eating the other wolves," some responded.
"Can you say for sure that it was coyotes? It could be foxes. It could be cougars. Maybe it was some 400 pound bear sitting in his den."
No one understood why the wolf who wanted to be King would not admit that it was coyotes who had eaten the wolves."
"Coyotes are killers," a reporter said the wolf one day.
"There's a lot of killers," the wolf said. "Lots of killers. You think wolves are so innocent?"
Several months after the wolf had become King, some of the wolves began quietly complaining about him.
"He is in the pocket of the coyotes," some of the wolves whispered.
"And he doesn't know how to fix all the things he promised to fix, either," others whispered.
"I think it's time we eat him," one wolf said.
They began creating a secret plan to eat King Wolf, but the King heard about the secret plan and snuck up on the rebel wolves, and he ate them instead.
"THE KING EATS WOLVES!" a headline screamed out.
The incident created a big controversy, and eventually a Special Wolf Investigator was appointed to decide if the King Wolf had broken any laws by eating the rebel wolves.
After many months of investigating, the Special Wolf Investogator declared that, yes, the King Wolf was guilty. All the other wolves descended on the King Wolf and began eating him. They ate and ate, until the King Wolf was all eaten up.
Moral; You are what you eat....and you will be eaten by what you eat!
Peter Wick
June 15, 2017
Once upon a time there was a wolf who wanted to be King of the Wolves.
"It is a dangerous thing to be King of the Wolves," a wise old wolf told him. "If the other wolves don't like you, they are still wolves, and when they get angry they will eat you."
"I'll be fine," the wolf said. "I'll be so popular, no other wolf will dare dislike me, except for the weak, low-energy wolves, and they'll be afraid to do anything. Anyone threatens to eat me, I'll eat him first, and then all that pressure will be laid off."
So the wolf went around the countryside, campaigning to be King.
"Vote for me, and I'll fix all your problems," the wolf said. "Don't listen to the others. They don't know how to do anything. I alone can fix everything."
The rank and file wolves liked what they heard. "He's one of us," they said. "He gets us."
All these other wolves, though, did not realize that the wolf who wanted to be King owed money to the coyotes. The coyotes had whispered friendly things to the wolf who wanted to be King. The coyotes still wanted to attack and eat as many wolves as they could, but they had compromised the wolf who wanted to be King. So, the wolf went around advocating for better relations with the coyotes.This is exactly what the coyotes wanted.
Then one day, away from town, in a dark corner of the woods, several coyotes attacked and ate some of the wolves. The incident caused a big uproar.
"The coyotes have eaten some wolves!" everyone yelled.
They asked the wolf who wanted to be King what he thought.
"I don't know that it was coyotes," the wolf said.
"But several wolves saw the coyotes eating the other wolves," some responded.
"Can you say for sure that it was coyotes? It could be foxes. It could be cougars. Maybe it was some 400 pound bear sitting in his den."
No one understood why the wolf who wanted to be King would not admit that it was coyotes who had eaten the wolves."
"Coyotes are killers," a reporter said the wolf one day.
"There's a lot of killers," the wolf said. "Lots of killers. You think wolves are so innocent?"
Several months after the wolf had become King, some of the wolves began quietly complaining about him.
"He is in the pocket of the coyotes," some of the wolves whispered.
"And he doesn't know how to fix all the things he promised to fix, either," others whispered.
"I think it's time we eat him," one wolf said.
They began creating a secret plan to eat King Wolf, but the King heard about the secret plan and snuck up on the rebel wolves, and he ate them instead.
"THE KING EATS WOLVES!" a headline screamed out.
The incident created a big controversy, and eventually a Special Wolf Investigator was appointed to decide if the King Wolf had broken any laws by eating the rebel wolves.
After many months of investigating, the Special Wolf Investogator declared that, yes, the King Wolf was guilty. All the other wolves descended on the King Wolf and began eating him. They ate and ate, until the King Wolf was all eaten up.
Moral; You are what you eat....and you will be eaten by what you eat!
Peter Wick
June 15, 2017
Monday, May 15, 2017
#55 - Cartoons vs. Kittens vs. ULTRA CUTE KITTENS
Every so often the debate flares up; are we becoming dumber
as a culture than we used to be?
I have offered my opinion a number of times in the past. My
opinion has not changed. I say no, we are not getting dumber.
Those who believe we are getting dumber usually respond with
countless examples, from the internet, of people doing dumb things, saying dumb
things and, most importantly, recording dumb things and posting those dumb
videos to social media.
I always respond the same way; were you around in the 1950’s?
This isn’t really a fair question, since I wasn’t around in
the 1950’s either, but it makes my point for me; we are not getting any dumber
than we always were. We aren’t getting any smarter either, that’s for
sure. The only thing that has changed is
that our state of dumbness is more exposed and out in the open for all to see.
Dumbness cannot hide in the modern age. Even if it tries, it will be exposed.
Scientific methods of seeking out and analyzing humans true state of mind will
not be denied.
I recently ran across the following on sciencedaily.com:
“If you're creating a
message to educate, inform, or persuade, don't underestimate the power of a
well-executed cartoon. A new study suggests if you're trying to convince the
public to change their stance on a topic such as wind energy, you may be more
successful if you use a cartoon rather than a photograph.”
This is fantastic news.
In order to persuade or convince anyone of anything, don’t use a photo. And for
the love of god don’t WRITE something. Your best option is to use a cartoon.
My first thought after
reading this is; maybe that explains why we are electing cartoon characters to
public office. Of course we were always electing cartoon characters, with the
exception of John F. Kennedy; he was a Michelangelo sketch, not a cartoon, but
the popular image bears about as much resemblance to reality as a cartoon does
(okay, fine, people, send me your angry JFK responses).
I think we can do the
cartoon advice one better though. I am actually kind of excited about this. If
you want to persuade or inform the public, don’t write. Don’t use a photo.
Don’t even use a cartoon. Just use kittens.
Everywhere you go, take
kittens with you. If you want to convince people that something is bad, show
them a sad kitten. Something is good? A happy kitten.
What happens, you might
ask, if someone else comes along and out-cutes your kitten? Let’s say you want
to convince people that the destruction of the planet’s eco-systems is a bad
thing, and you make your point by pantomiming the world (words are too
intellectual and ‘elite,’ we only have the attention span for pantomime) and
once your audience understands that you are referring to the world, you bring
out a sad kitten. Your audience is instantly transformed. They are adamantly
opposed to ecosystem destruction. The sad kitten is too much for them. But….
Someone else comes along
with the most adorable kitten in the history of adorable kittens, and
re-pantomimes the world. Then they pantomime destroying the ozone layer (How do
they specify the ozone layer? You have to ask? You’re so behind the emoji
zeitgeist!) Then they bring out ULTRA -CUTE KITTEN! No! The audience is
convinced! Destruction of the Earth’s eco-systems equals ULTRA-CUTE KITTENS!
Unrealistic, you suggest? The populace is too sophisticated
to fall for cute kittens?
Wait a minute….am I proving my original point or arguing against
my original point? I’M CONFUSED! Were we always this gullible?
Yes! We were. You don’t believe it? Three words….Snake oil
salesmen. That phrase exists because guys used to walk right up to strangers in
the street and try to actually sell them….the latest mindless tech gadget…um….sorry,
I mean….snake oil.
-Peter Wick
May 15, 2017
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